Yeah, I'm coming back home soon. Tomorrow we disembark, and I am happy to go home. Mostly because I miss everyone.

Anyway, I've still got a lot of minutes left to my credit here, so I give you journal entries!

What I learned on my trip to Alaska:

-Some hotel guests can stay up until five in the morning driving you crazy and not have any guilt at all.

-It's okay to slam the door when said guests are your sleeping neighbors and you're sleep-deprived.

-It's spelled muster station, not mustard station.

-Seattle's transit drivers are almost as crazy as Chicago's.

-It's really not a cruise ship if your toilet doesn't sound like a jet engine during take-off when it flushes.

-Same goes for having a shower that you can barely fit into without hitting your head.

-Russia left its mark on Alaska. Take advantage of this, and don't buy nesting dolls that aren't labeled "Made in Russia".

-Whales can go crazy when they're eating.

-UKRAINIANS ARE AWESOME. (And the men are hot- mission accomplished)

-Don't eat too much just because meals are complimentary.

-It's often better not to book day trips through the cruise line.

-Cruise ships take capitalism to a new extreme. Don't trust it, and go with what your parents say was there when they went to the same place 17 years ago.

-Made in China= BIG NO-NO.

-It always rains in Ketchikan. Come for the stores, stay for the old brothel/museum.

-There apparently isn't much in Victoria, Canada.

That's all for now! I typed a little and drew quite a bit, so I'll be doing that when I get back.

How much time have I wasted on here typing this? I don't know...